Ways We Are All Criminals

A lot of people say that anyone who is a member of anonymous, is automatically a criminal.  Criminal=Bad!  Quite the contrary, anonymous is not a terrorist organization, or a gang.  For anyone can be anonymous.  Whether you do illegal activities or not matters not.  Just like any group out there, there are people who commit crimes, and those who remain with in the law in them.  Many protesters are part of anonymous, as well as civil rights groups, and human rights groups. Even if we were considered “a gang”, you could not arrest members who break no laws.  It is called freedom of association.  If criminal gangs such as the crips and the bloods can use this as a defense for when they haven’t been caught committing a crime, but are known gang members, then surely members of anonymous who commit   NO CRIME WHAT SO EVER, should also be allowed to use this loophole.  Now the title says ways we are all criminals so I will give you a list of ways we all might have broken, or might be breaking, the law right now.

1. Texting while driving.  Many people text while driving, even while they are at a stop sign, this is still illegal.  If you say it isn’t as bad, well even two seconds with your eyes off the road can cause a fatal accident for many.

2. CopyRight Infringement! if you ever watched anything on megaupload, you are breaking this law.  Ever download music illegally, guilty, at one point if you ripped songs off a cd to your computer this was considered breaking that law, and if you rip your own dvds for a copy on your computer you are still breaking this law.  In a way also if you watch youtube, often you will be breaking the law because most users don’t get permission to upload those songs.  Why would you buy a digital copy when you already spent 20 bucks on the dvd that you already own

3. seat belt laws
This is pretty straight forward, it has been law for years now that you must wear a seatbelt while in the car, can you honestly say you’ve never not worn your seatbelt?

4. underage drinking The majority of teenagers and college students now a days do drink underage, and how many adults out there can say i didn’t drink before i was twenty one

5. Porn laws I have never done something like this, but I did have multiple friends whos older brother, or their parents gave them a playboy, this is a felony and in many states is required you register as a sex offender

6. Assault The definition of simple assault is unwanted physical contact, or to intimidate someone even if there is no violence used.  This is typically treated as a misdemeanor, but in the case of aggravated assault, and assault and batter, or the officers discretion, it can become a felony.  How many of you can say you’ve never ” intimidated someone” even if you didn’t mean to

7. Gambling
How many people here don’t have an office pool, or how many of you don’t play poker with your friends for money, not only is this breaking gambling laws, but also tax fraud.

Some of you may or may not be christian, but in Christianity and many other religions no ” sin” is greater then another.  So if you are a christian technically you are no worse then anonymous.  Regardless of religion, many people break these laws and that is still bad.  Good day, I hope I have informed you.